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Presenting Evan Longoria as Jackie Treehorn

Recently Evan Longoria was called out for having passed up Ben Zobrist on a fly ball to centerfield. Rays manager Joe Maddon came to Evan’s defense to argue that he had in fact not passed Zobrist.

Crew Chief John Hirschbeck (above) disagreed and offered the following report on the incident after the game:

In the same game, Orioles DL placeholder Brian Roberts hyperextended his dong sliding into second base. The injury is considered a threat to his porn career.

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