Mascots are scary. Here is some proof:
Nothing, just rubbing my taint in the face of an unsuspecting child on national television while wearing a creepy-ass rain slicker and being a fuzzy, anthropomorphized booger.
When we find ourselves wondering whether or not we are jigglin’, we need only remember that Ron Washington answered this question once and for all back in 2011. The answer, of course, is a definitive YES.
In conclusion, this.