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They look like big, good, strong hands, don’t they?

Vogt-HandsSeeing Stephen Vogt‘s hands in tonight’s game shocked me. The nakedness of them. The pine tar and dirt. Their meatiness. The facility with which they manipulate hard objects. These hands throw logs; they should be slamming a tailgate in a Chevy Truck commercial — and when Vogt signs that deal, I’ll be expecting royalties.

A Singular Deep Thought From Ike Davis

Regarding his early season woes, Ike Davis gave this [totally unaltered] quote: “They’ll start making some mistakes and I’ll start hitting some homers.” Well said Ike; enjoy Las Vegas.