A recent trip to the porcelain throne resulted in 26 minutes of Candy Crush and the following turd. It was loosely textured, had a brothy/soup-like substance floating on top, might be tapeworms. No pain involved although I may have wiped a little vigorously. I’ll probably resort to baby wipes or Tucks Medicated for my next couple of sessions, just to be safe. Color was consistent with that of dirt. No greens or corn present. Finishing wipes were a little seedy but that’s been consistent for sometime now. All in all I’d rate this a 35 shit on the 20-80 scale. The closest comp I can draw is that of Chris Getz.